What the hell happened to this world? Why all of the music we hear is epic faggotry? What the fuck happened to music?

I mean, what do people nowadays listen to? Like in the 2008-2010 era. The Jonas Brothers? Miley Cyrus? Lady Gaga? What the fuck is this shit anyways? What makes the Jonas Brothers so good? I’d actually love to have that rumor of them being dead oh sooooo true! SHAH is the only original thing Miley has ever brought into this world. Wait, even that’s not AS original. Let’s face it, even Michael Buckley can sing 7 Things better than her. Oh and Let’s have some fun this note is sick, I wanna take a piss from my manly stick. What kind of faggotry is this now? I mean, there’s way too many newfags in the music world now.

Let’s go back to the early 2000’s. That time was awesome. Eminem, Metallica, NSYNC, Bon Jovi, ah! That was pretty awesome listening to that.

Now into the 1990’s. This was almost like our current 2009 hits. Mariah Carey? Madonna? These bitches deserve nothing but SHAME for what they’ve done. Sure, the 90’s wasn’t all TOO bad with Backstreet Boys, but mostly it was gay.

Now the 80’s. The 80’s was THE SHIT. The 90’s was SHIT. What happened in the 80’s was truly phenomenal. Michael Jackson debuting his epic moonwalk, Huey Lewis & the News, Cindi Lauper, Janet Jackson, OMFG. That was fucking epic. Let’s not forget the Beach Boys with Kokomo, Elton John with Candle in the Wind, and of course the unforgettable Rick Astley favorite, Never Gonna Give You Up. Oh and don’t leave out We Are The World!!

The disco era was also the shit. ABBA, Guns N’ Roses, Boston, the list goes on and on. Oh and Edwin Starr with the classic War! Oh and also let's mention QUEEN HERE FOR WE WILL ROCK YOU AND WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS AND BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY AND ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST AND...Deep Purple with Smoke On The Water. Oh and Led Zeppelin :DDD

The 60’s is when Rock-n-Roll officially started. I mean, this is the Beatles, Jackson 5, Chuck Berry, Rolling Stones, aw god! This was also a great time of good, real music. Remember the song I’m a Believer? That wasn’t written by Smash Mouth, but by the Monkees. Those fags who think it’s Smash Mouth, GFY. Oh and not to mention Elvis Presley, the man who made virtually everything for us :D
I’m gonna stop my rant here. Tell me if there’s anything more to add ;-)